lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
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Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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