It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
