Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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