I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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