You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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