question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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