i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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