Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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