I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
This is my life. Enjoy the view
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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