like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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