Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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