if you like me you must not know who I am
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
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My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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