I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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