Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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