New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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