I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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