he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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