I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
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No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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