Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that