how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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