Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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