that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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