Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
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Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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Canadian or clown?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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