Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Just invented taco cereal.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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