Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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