We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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