Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
he laminated a picture of his dick.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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