im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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