Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
