playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
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I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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