Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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