Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
she peed on how many people?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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