whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I am mentally ready for anal.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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