Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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