I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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