I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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