It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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