Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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