We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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