he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
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I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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