Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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