the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Shame is for Republicans.
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