You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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