This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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