Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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