Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
The adults are the big ones right?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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