i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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