so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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