i was rollin on her like bob the builder
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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