I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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