That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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