Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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