yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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