She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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